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this reminded me to update Jaxon Van Halen!!! been too long

also i have no idea how old you are (on a soul level, you are timeless like Jareth) but my guess is that you were born in 1994 only because my sister was also born in 1994 and too had a nintendogs obsession.

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JAXON IS BAXON!

*Timeless by Taylor Swift plays over a montage of Jareth* my age is Goblin King

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let me sound the JAXON KLAXON 📢🚨

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Thanks for the mention! All fascinating material. Welcome back to the webs.

I'll take three guesses (you asked for it!): 19, 31, 68

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I'm glad to be back! Thank *you* for making such entertaining television.

Also, close (I won't say which guess) but no one has gotten it yet!

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Thanks, I would be delighted if you had any ideas, animations or anything you'd like to contribute, if interested.

I'll just think of you as "Forever Hey 19"

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“Forever Hey 19” is a better version of Forever 21 that sells only Steely Dan t-shirts.

I am also very in to contribute as long as my contribution can be very, very stupid.

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No deal. It needs to be very, very, very very very very very very, very stupid.

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Now THAT I can handle

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Great!! feel free to send me any stupid ideas at your leisure, no rush. Still sorting through and figuring stuff out. rjstubbs@gmail.com

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Audition is such an amazing film, weird and a bit gross but good.

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